zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
sleepingg-with-kellin-quinn: officialalltimelow: crowpse: I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair
morristibbs: bigtuna108: morristibbs: cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed who let a dentist on tumblr
lameborghini: for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
sleepclementine: revolvving: tamamuratamao: that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like lol, fafi at me YES OMG hahhaha. I was about to say thats tooootttallly me to daniela ALICE to me!
barktravisbark: my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favourite band member and pretend i don’t know who they are and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and then they will think “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner” and then 5 years after we’re married i’ll say ...
worldaccordingtofangirls: i am so jealous of europeans three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine except three hours away when i lived in mcallen i could be in monterray in three hours :(